The Noobhammer Song

Today Jason (@noobhammerjason) of Noobhammer fame had had a shit day. Somehow, whilst trying to cheer him up, @Hitting_On_3s and I inadvertently tweeted what can only be described as a #Warmongers/Noobhammer version of the Tiger Song from The Hangover.

It tickled me so much I thought I’d share it with you all. I apologise in advance…

What do warmongers dream of, when they take a little ‘monger snooze?

Does he dream of mauling demons or Calgar in his termy suit?

Don’t you worry your pretty ‘monger head, we’re gonna get you back to Calgar and your cozy ‘monger bed.

And then we’re gonna find Noobhammer Jase, and then we’re gonna punch him in his Noobhammer face.

Jase, Jase, oh, Jase, Jaseie, Jaseie, Jase, Jase!

But if he’s been murdered by frenzon pumped cultists, well then we’re shit out of luck.

I thank you…

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