Warmachine – A Review Part 2

Warmachine-LogoMuch much later than I had planned – mainly because I kept putting off reading the rules – part 2 of my Warmachine starter set review covers the background and core rules. Part 1 can be read here.

Just to clarify, the starter set only contains a mini rulebook so the fluff has been left out but, as I had a full version handy, I thought it better to cover the background too.

Now I’ve spoken about my frustrations with the Warmachine background before and, to be brutally honest, they haven’t gone anywhere. It just feels woolly and incomplete. There’s some very good ideas in there but the incoherent vagueness of the world war that’s about to start (because it’s not that clear) bugs the shit out of me. The game just can’t seem to decide what scale of warfare is or has broken out as it doesn’t match up with the size of game it seems to want you to play.

I’ve been informed by Adam of War More Radio (and fellow ODAM panellist), who is far more learned on Warmachine than I, that the army books flesh things out and explain the conflicts in greater detail. This annoys me for two reasons. 1. Gamers should have a solid understanding of the world they’re being asked to invest in from just reading the core rules. It’s a problem I’m finding more and more common in games. The rules are solid but the fluff just isn’t tight enough. 2. The army books are more expensive than the rule book. I know the company is called Privateer but they’re taking it a tad too literally methinks…

That rather large grumble aside, the background and factions are diverse in look and ethos. Strangely I found myself being far more interested in Khador the Cryx as the others seem a bit Mary Sue by comparison. Being the evil doers in the story means they have a bit more grit to them than the blue armoured, big goggled, ginger haired smugness of the Cygnar. They deserve Khador’s boot up their ass if you ask me…

But moving on.

Having attempted to read the rules before I side stepped the profoundly irritating ‘Page 5’, and just focussed on the nitty-gritty. One of the first things that hits you is the sheer volume of icons denoting special rules or special effects. There are dozens of the bloody things, each of them similar enough to be slightly overwhelming. Granted you don’t need to know them all at once but it begs the question; why the feck are they right at the start of the rules to scare off the novice gamer. It also suffers from that time-honoured writing blunder of listing the basic rules without actually explaining them.

In many ways the Warmachine rulebook is like the Lord of the Rings. If you can muddle through the waffle you get to the good bit because the rules actually aren’t bad. Granted they are blatantly overwhelmingly geared towards Warjacks with pages of rules that only apply to them. This isn’t a bad thing per se, as it’s clearly the Privateer’s wet dream that gave birth to Warmachine as a game, and the care and consideration in those rules does mean you can have a lot of fun.

For example, if your Warjack has a free hand you can grab an enemy Warjacks weapon or head. If you fancy you can pick up some poor bastard and lob them across the board or, if you’re feeling cheeky you can slam you Warjacks into someone and smear them across a wall. Which is nice. Stuff like this is good. The damage mechanic is a tad fussy though, geared around keeping the big metal bastards alive for as long as possible and requires colouring in which personally I think needs be consigned to primary school but that’s very much a preference thing.

The biggest issue I have with Warmachine is the Warcasters. Not that they’re overpowered monsters that can bust shit up left right and centre. I’m all for that. It’s the fact that their demise knocks out your Warjacks as well. A lucky shot can completely bugger your chances of winning the game. In the same way that Warjacks is the main features of the game, Warcasters is rusty old linchpin holding the whole thing together. Other games are guilty of what I like to call a Snap-fast mechanic. In that there is one almighty blaring flaw that buggers the game that the developer either plays down how bad it is or just ignores it. DzC is guilty of it too.

However, it’s a preference thing and so people clearly do enjoy the whole ‘do or die’ scenario Warcasters represent. Plus, rather cleverly, the Warcaster you choose dictates the type of force you can take which not only means that one Menoth force could be dramatically different to another it also gives context for forces within the same faction to have a scrap. It does also mean you’ll end up buying lots of models so you can field variations within your force.

That said, Warmachine works well enough. Game play is turn based but works by completing movements and actions unit by unit rather than movement and action phases. It allows for a fairly free-flowing tactical game as players can re-prioritise and re-task their units as the flow of combat dictates. It’s a smashing together of turn based and alternate activations essentially.

The stats and the bulk of the rules are pretty standard stuff and easy enough to grasp. The rules for all the stuff the Warjacks can do is where it excels. The turn system works fine and the apparent small size of games compared to other 28/30mm scale games out there means games move quickly. I’m just not convinced by the sheer volume of special rules. It feels like every unit has something to make them special in some way. A gun isn’t just a gun, it’s a gun that shoots lightning and orgasms or some such. The problem is that it detracts from the units that actually are special and because the faction lists are just full of bloody stupid icons rather than paragraphs explaining the rule, there’ll be no shortage of rule flicking.

Warmachine as a set of rules isn’t bad. Pretty good in fact. The predisposition of the writers to make the Warjacks mad as bat shit means that the game is at its best when it’s just them running about the place. And the starter sets available rather backs that thinking up. It runs the risk of being a bit of a one trick pony however, but the sheer volume of equally mad constructs available keeps things interesting. Not to mention the recent addition of Colossals. For me, though, it’s let down by fluff that isn’t quite strong enough which is a big deal for me.

If, however, what you want is a game that allows you to field bonkers units and bonkers constructs then Warmachine is your game. The way in which Warcasters are used from both a force formation perspective as well as interesting, even if it does mean putting all your eggs in one basket. In fairness the volume of boosters, special rules and the aforementioned attention to detail with some of the rules means it does have a slight RPG twist to it.

I’ve been very unkind towards Warmachine over the last 18 months or so. And as most of my gripes are geared around the fluff I’m not really taking any of it back, but the rules are solid albeit tailored for a particular type of game and gamer. And with the sheer volume of force combinations available it’s very easy to see why it’s such a popular tournament game.

The Warmachine 2 player starter box is available from Firestorm Games priced £62.96

Warmachine – A Review Part 1

Warmachine-LogoIf you follow me on Twitter, are a regular reader of this blog or have listened to me on Of Dice and Men will know that I haven’t always been the kindest of wargamers towards Privateer Press‘ Steamfantasy game. But as I try to make The Shell Case a balanced and impartial wargaming blog (recent rants aside) I thought it was about time I gave Warmachine a fair crack of the whip.

So, thanks to my sponsor I got my hands on the Warmachine two player starter set so I could not only read the rules but actually play the game and have a look at the toys. To help me along I decided to break the review into two parts. The first is going to take a look at the models that come in the starter box – specifically the Protectorate of Menoth and Khador.


Now I’ve always had a bit of a love/hate relationship with the models in so much as I love to hate them. But as I sat building the figures over the weekend something dawned on me; it’s not that the figures are bad but the paint schemes. The important word is scheme. The overly bright colours in all the product photography coupled by the fact that none of the factions has colour variety within their pallets makes for very samey looking armies. And the choices of colours by Privateer Press means that the factions looks like the Power Rangers’ fan club. Complete with Zords.

But on to models specifically. What surprised me was that the models were resin (well not exactly resin but scientifically more accurate than saying plastic). I knew that Privateer Press produced predominantly resin models but I had thought the starter box would be plastics. So tick for PP for going the extra mile and producing very well cast models. The down side is that every weapon, without exception, that the infantry was armed with was warped in some way. Not enough that it couldn’t be bent or teased back into shape mind you. Also the detail is a little lacking. Not in an obvious way, just anything that wasn’t an armour-plate or a robe lacked the definition one would find with Forge World, Spartan Games and – for all its failings – Games Workshop’s Finecast.

But, as I say: the casting quality is very good. Very crisp and clean, and without a hint of flash. Take note Games Workshop. However where the holes for the injection mould were positioned means that its a bloody pain to clean. Plus, because PP kindly snap all the flash off for you, some of the models actually sport slight damage which isn’t the end of the world but it is annoying.


Design wise I’m actually very impressed with all the models that came in the box. Privateer Press cleverly designed all their components to slot together, literally, which means that you can have dynamic look models that have real depth to them and still be made of resin. Even the mace for the Menoth Warcaster (who I have named Reverend Pointy Hat) slots together. This press together approach means that models not only go together very easily but they stay together. It certainly takes the pressure off when it comes to building a lot of resin models and the headaches that are associated with that.

The Warjacks, similarly, are intelligently designed. With both the Khador and Menoth Warjacks, components have been designed in such away that both keeps the aesthetic of each faction but means you can position the arms to make them look dynamic, which makes up for the fact the legs are pretty static.

Drilling down to the specific factions I have to grudgingly admit they’re pretty cool. The Light Warjack for the Menoth faction sucks out loud. I mean it’s shit. For one thing it’s head looks like Daffy Duck in a suit of armour. Throw in the phallic flamer thingy it’s got and the absurd disproportion of the design and it’s more than a little bit comical. But that particular turd aside, the rest look the tits. The Exemplars look pretty pimp and by making the shields separate they give the models feeling of rapid movement rather than organised ranks, which suits the game style. It makes them look huge. Which they are anyway on account of the shoulder pads that’d make Wall Street blush. More than that though they look like exaggerated Knights Templar – which is the point – and the huge swords and shields is as much a symbol of faith as it is about cleansing the unholy. They’re a nice contrast with the more improvised look of the Menoth Warjacks.

The Menoth Warjacks impressed me more than I thought. The traditional colours in the photography make them, to me, very flat fronted but once I actually saw the models up close they’re actually pretty good. I like the crudity of them and as I’m reliably informed they’re re-purposed worker ‘Jacks this makes sense. There’s also the kinds of detail one would expect from both a major player in the wargaming market and a game that has its roots firmly in the industrial. Complete with furnaces and smoke belching smoke stacks, and even a hatch to shovel in the coal.


But the big surprise for me was that I actually liked the Khador stuff. As in really liked it. As in if I were to collect an army for Warmachine it’d probably be them – based purely on the models mind. Background wise I understand they’re a bunch of bastards. My new-found fondness for the Red Rangers is because the Warjacks are actually pretty awesome. Big, bulky and with intelligent enough design that I can believe they won’t buckle under their own weight. And they don’t have stupid comedy faces. They still follow the standard point face that all the Warjacks seem to follow – for reasons beyond my understanding. The Khador Warjacks look like they mean the business they were built for. And I absolutely love the  weapon styling. Although my favourite part of the model isn’t a specific detail or even the overall look, but the elegant simplicity of the arm joints. A ball and socket joint that mounts on the body means that the Khador Warjacks can look dynamic and varied without having to sacrifice the stocky, made for war, design.

Equally the Man-O-War shocktroopers are in massive suits of powered armour meant for face kickery. Again, the detailing is lacking some definition and on mine the mould lines were a pain as they ran down over the detail. And, as it’s resin, trying to file it off would have destroyed said detail. But they’re imposing looking dudes and feel as Russian as they’re clearly meant to be. I’m not entirely sure why they all look fat but presumably that’s a tech limitation thing. And despite that they still look cool. The shields are daft though but you can’t win them all.

So generally, the models I’ve seen for Warmachine are pretty good. The exaggerated design doesn’t look so bad on unpainted models and if painted sensibly will actually come out well. I’m still not 100% sold on the wider range but I suppose that’s true of all companies. There are always going to be models that don’t appeal. But for a starter set both factions offer up some appealing models that will look the part when painted.

The Warmachine starter set is available from Firestorm Games priced £62.96